Jan 10, 2011

FACEBOOK WILL END ON MARCH 15th

PALO ALTO, CA –Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook will be shut down in March. Managing the site has become too stressful.
“Facebook has gotten out of control,” said Zuckerberg in a press conference outside his Palo Alto office, “and the stress of managing this company has ruined my life. I need to put an end to all the madness.”
Zuckerberg went on to explain that starting March 15th, users will no longer be able to access their Facebook accounts.
“After March 15th the whole website shuts down,” said Avrat Humarthi, Vice President of Technical Affairs at Facebook. “So if you ever want to see your pictures again, I recommend you take them off the internet. You won’t be able to get them back once Facebook goes out of business.”
Zuckerberg said that the decision to shut down Facebook was difficult, but that he does not think people will be upset.
“I personally don’t think it’s a big deal,” he said in a private phone interview. “And to be honest, I think it’s for the better. Without Facebook, people will have to go outside and make real friends. That’s always a good thing.”
Some Facebook users were furious upon hearing the shocking news.
“What am I going to do without Facebook?” said Denise Bradshaw, a high school student from Indiana. “My life revolves around it. I’m on Facebook at least 10 hours a day. Now what am I going to do with all that free time?”
However, parents across the country have been experiencing a long anticipated sense of relief.
“I’m glad the Facebook nightmare is over,” said Jon Guttari, a single parent from Detroit. “Now my teenager’s face won’t be glued to a computer screen all day. Maybe I can even have a conversation with her.”
Those in the financial circuit are criticizing Zuckerberg for walking away from a multibillion dollar franchise. Facebook is currently ranked as one of the wealthiest businesses in the world, with economists estimating its value at around 7.9 billion.
But Zuckerberg remains unruffled by these accusations. He says he will stand by his decision to give Facebook the axe.
“I don’t care about the money,” said Zuckerberg. “I just want my old life back.”
The Facebook Corporation suggests that users remove all of their personal information from the website before March 15th. After that date, all photos, notes, links, and videos will be permanently erased.
- WEEKLY WORLD NEWS

p/s : nasib le tak aktif sangat , andai betul ditutup , cuma risau kan banyak gambar simpan kat facebook ..

32 comments:

p R i n c E S s _ N said...

adehh..mau tutup ka..

Deqna said...

tutup fb takpe.. tapi jangan lah blogspot.... hilang segala kenangan dibuatnya..

POSH76 said...

pun tak aktif facebook....suker blog ajer hehe

ita cutevirus said...

ye ke kak???
alamak!! abes la gambar saya kat situ... nak kene simpan balik

Just Between Us said...

xpe jgk tutup. psl fb dah kn hacked ni.. hehehe.

Nana said...

fb ttp xpe kak aty hehe
jgn blog tutup udah

☆ lieya latif ☆ said...

erk betul ke.....lieya pun tak aktif sgt....tapi rajin upload gambar kat fb....huhuhu...

Dee said...

napa dia x business minded ek tetiba..rasa2 xleh nak control jual jelah..hihihi..sib baik gambar2 yg diupload semua ada dlm simpanan..hehehe..

.:Mrs. Engineer:. said...

btol ke k.ty?

rasp said...

i sememangnya tak aktif berFB nie sis, so no hal lah....

Kaseh said...

kaseh lagi la takde FB kak..heheh..

niza salleh said...

kak aty ,kita share info ni kat blog kita yer

Syima Syaz said...

takde lah..gosip je ni

♥ Anje a.k.a Mama_Balqis said...

adus mau tutup meh...jangan blogspot yang tutup dah le kan

PurPlè said...

from what i heard, it's just a news satire... kiranya x betul lah.

Softtouch [Hanim] said...

syglah kalu dia nk bhenti...sy ok2 je kot....

atty's said...

@p R i n c E S s _ N

mungkin tak kot

atty's said...

@Deqna

kalo blogspot tutup..mau stress jadiknya

atty's said...

@POSH76

blogging mmg palin besh kan

atty's said...

@ita cutevirus

mungkin kabar angin je kot ita

atty's said...

@Just Between Us

betui..nasib bukan fb tegar

atty's said...

@Nana

betul nana..kalo blog tutup mau nangis

atty's said...

@☆ lieya latif ☆

itulah lieya .bertimbun album kat sana

atty's said...

@Dee

kty pun ada simpan lagi nie

atty's said...

@.:Mrs. Engineer:.

tak tau ler yanie kita tunggu dan lihat je

atty's said...

@rasp

sama lah kita ye sis

atty's said...

@Kaseh

bagus kaseh takde..

atty's said...

@niza salleh

boleh je niza..

atty's said...

@Syima Syaz

kan ..gosip je kan!

atty's said...

@♥ Anje a.k.a Mama_Balqis

blogspot mmg takleh tutup..kang nangis tak berlagu kang

atty's said...

@Softtouch [Hanim]
sama lah tak kesah

atty's said...

@PurPlè

kalo tak betul tak pe.risau banyak gambar je kt fb